The game on Facebook about random facts has inspired me. Some are obvious, some are less obvious. Some are funny, some are just strange. Since I love lists, a bunch of random facts about yours truly.
*I have visible tattoos and dress like a vintage pin up or Audrey Hepburn which confuses the hell out of people.
*I drink green smoothies in the morning and finish off my day with brie and baguette.
*I’m just as comfortable at a shooting range as I am at a cocktail party.
*Sparkles are mandatory but mascara is negotiable. I’ll wear sparkly bunny ears with jeans and cowboy boots.
*I work in financial services but never had any interest in math or economics.
*I’ll use pet names, even if I’m not your biggest fan. Though I think that’s more Southern than anything. Ten seconds later, I’ll be swearing up a blue streak.
*I’m open minded about social issues, but have irrational dislikes for things like other states. If I have a say, I’ll never set foot in Ohio.
*If I’m listening to music with any regularity, I’m not reading as much. If I’m reading high brow non-fiction or fiction, I’m listening to trashy pop music. If I’m reading mindless beach books, I’m listening to esoteric indie bands I found off Butch Walker’s Twitter feed. It’s a closed system.
*If I like you, I’ll fall all over you with hugs and kisses. If I don’t like you, you try to touch me and you’ll draw back a bloody stump.
*I like the theory of travel, but the actual act is less fun. I hate long flights and car trips. If I could teleport, I’d be all over going to New Zealand. Taking 24 hours to get there in reality? No thanks.
*I love comic book movies, but I could count the number of comics I’ve actually read on one hand.
*I love college football and went to a school that didn’t have a football team (or men, for that matter).
*I can take or leave yoga and circus classes, but don’t take away my ballet classes.
*My wild phase never involved illegal drugs. I’ve never even tried marijuana.
*I’m afraid of heights, but only indoors.
*I have about 3 unfinished novels saved on my laptop.
Nobody fits into a pretty little box. Run with it.